I know what you REALLY are, “Supermoon”.

Oh hey look at the moon... OH MY GOD!

March 19th, 2011 – The moon appeared larger in the sky than it has in the last 28 years. I’m expecting it will crash into the earth within the next week or so (don’t worry, we’ve already played the reverse song of time to slow it down).

-Jordan

PS: This is what they WANT you to believe.

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