Scam Emails: What they are REALLY saying

I hate spam… most of the time.

At work I deal with it every day, but what’s more fun that dealing with it is reading the ones that are forever trapped in our spam filter. After reading I thought to myself, “This is hilarious, but I am pretty sure this is what he is actually trying to tell me” and it begins.

Todays letter comes from “Ali Yaradua” from where of course?
Nigeria!
“gimme ur monies”

Race war

Hello all, On these days when I switch to midnight shift I find myself with a lot of time to kill. There is not much I can do. I can’t talk to anyone they are sleeping. I can’t go to the comic book store because it has this thing about not being open at 4 […]