Ah yes, you. I know you. You’re single, aren’t you? Valentine’s day is a sad day for you, isn’t it? Its one day a year you truly dread. You watch happy couples walking down the street hand in hand, going out for dinner, giving each other beautiful gifts, and confessing their undying love to each …
Author Archives: Jordy
The Sideburn Experiment.
Call me what you will, but I often get ideas in my head for (what I think) could be cool youtube videos. For the past 2 months or so I’ve had this idea mulling around my brain that if I could make it look like I lit a match with my sideburns, it would …
J-Mann’s Top 5 Film’s of the Year
What’s that you say? There’s only a few hours left before the new year? Well then WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR!? ON WITH THE REVIEWS! Films seem to have been getting less focused on actually having a good plot and more focused on blowing up as many things as possible the past few years. There …
J-Mann’s Top 5 Albums of the Year
Whooooo hoooooo! Another year has nearly come to a close so you know what that means…. I have to categorize, sort, rate, and belittle the best and worst of everything! I’m breaking it down by media so if you’re incapable of reading the title because your head only points slightly downward, today we are starting with …
Unite
Has anyone else ever looked at the word “Unite” and thought it said “Untie”? Maybe I’m alone on this one.
LIVE!
Whew! missilepuppy.com is finally LIVE! I can already tell what you’re thinking. What is missilepuppy, and how the hell did I find it? The answer is: EVERYTHING and becuase today is your lucky day partner! Thanks for stopping by, Chandler and Jordan