Scam Emails: What they are REALLY saying

I hate spam… most of the time.

At work I deal with it every day, but what’s more fun that dealing with it is reading the ones that are forever trapped in our spam filter. After reading I thought to myself, “This is hilarious, but I am pretty sure this is what he is actually trying to tell me” and it begins.

Todays letter comes from “Ali Yaradua” from where of course?
Nigeria!
“gimme ur monies”